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THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

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OH MY GOD THIS IS BACK.

FUCKING FUCK I LOVE THIS.

….so that’s how you get 800k+ notes.

everyone can put aside their differences and just agree this is awesome

they need to send this to Israel and Palestine.

ITS BACK!

this is addictive. i selected all squares

So this is how it feels to have a Tenori-On.

OH MY GOD IT’S SO DAMN DELICIOUS! I may never leave this post…

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS LIKE A MUSICAL GENIUS!

I CAN’T STOP

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Nowhere in the 10 commandments does it say “Do Not Rape” yet the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth is “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.” Go ahead and just let that sink in.

satan: 1 god: 0

this week on i didn’t know i was a satanist

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oyveyzqueer: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS this post just got so much better THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah
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I don’t want to be sober.

I’m more of a smoker than a drinker. I love getting high and goofing off with friends, or laying around and doing nothing. Sadly, I have to abstain from weed until I get a job. Well, I don’t really have to, but it’s what I should do.

I feel so shitty tonight though. All these feelings are just blending together in my chest, I’ve got this spinning ocean of chaotic emotions inside me that’s just growing larger by the minute.

I want to get so drunk that I forget my name. I want to drink until I forget the shitty town and it’s shitty inhabitants that are just out my window.

Sadly, no money, no alcohol.

Tonight is going to be hell.

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I have so many pent up feelings right now.

I want to run head first into a brick wall.

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